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Mar 23

I am constipated…

My  diet has been:

0. Lamb with Rice and Hummus and Bread
1. Biryani
2. Biryani
3. Pizza
4. Pizza
5. Pizza
6. Pizza

Sas

2 Responses to “Constipated…”

  1. abushamyul Says:

    that’s funny

  2. Hanan Says:

    I’ve been reading your mostly unintelligible blog and I have a few thoughts.

    1. If I was your wife (alhamdulilah), I would make dua’ everyday that you would find 3 more wives so I wouldn’t have to deal with you as much.

    2. You might possibly, in fact, be gay.

    3. You talk about yourself a lot and you talk about Allah not at all.

    From one whiner to another– the most self-important, consistent whiner who could rival any woman AND all her friends, aunties, mother, and grandmothers put together for sheer volume and quality of WHINE.

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