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Apr 17

First of all, i love blogging, I love talking, i Love talking about myself to myself - I impress myself, so this blog is a way to do that! Now, I am suppose to be a ‘pretty decent’ graphic designer, even more specifically a pretty good ‘web designer’ and web developer - so this blog sucks - considering, its suppose to be about me BY me!

So its already embarassing enough to log in and write on this goofy looking thing! BUT BUT BUT, in about 6 months (or maybe sooner if i decide to change the order of things which is very likely because the idea of not updating my blog for 6 months sounds horrible) in general, for the last few weeks, the only things  I have felt like posting is some artwork I have been doing - (I MADE SOME HOT STUFF!) but, this blogging system is not really perfect for graphics, so I need to change the underlying structure first, etc. and since thats not happening anytime soon- well nothngs happening.

I have officially started my company, so in about 6 months, I will be rich - and I will buy everyone I know VERY expensive gifts, cars, etc. so everyone I know - get ready!

So thats in a nutshell, why I do not write much these days - plus, well my brother in law asked me how come i have been so responsive - actually, anyone who is receiving e-mails or work from me in the last few days,  well, i Am now for the most part offically set up in jordan (I am all or nothing, i did not talk or emai anyone) until EVERYTHING was set up, so the email response I sent him, I can put up here - since it saves me the time of having to find a better way to send it!

From Hanzala
What happened to you?  Usually it takes you a few years to respond?  Hope all is well. (notice how he is WORRIED that I am actually responding!)

From Me (to him and to all of you)
Well a few things:

1. I got DSL
2. I got the kids in a place I am happy with, for the past few months, I have been very stressed out about it, ensuring that the arabic tutor spends a lot of time with them, that ibrahim is getting along with people, that hafs and hajra are doign well, so that took a lot of time in the beginning - now i Am happy with the results

the tutor does an awesome job
ibrahim has lots of friends, people he learns from and plays with
the girls are getting better at arabic
and also, their mannerismsm etc. in general

And also, i did not have net access for a long time- now alhamduillaah, we have it, so we can get on the net easily (at work and at home, right now I am at work)

Also, i had a few projects that were keeping me busy in america, but now they are completed - so now, on my task list is just

1. Living in jordan
2. Continuining what we have with the kids
3. Starting my company
4. Ensuring eveyrhing I am doing *such as your dads website* does not get messed up, so

So, my life is in contorl right now, alhamduillaah - also, I have pretty much stopped listrning to music so I feel a lot better islamically, etc. as well - now i just have to quit smoking!
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So there, as of right now I am waiting on three people to email me, and NO ONE, well one person, is waiting on me (ill send those emails right after I finish this blog post)

And now for why the cellphones in our family are never working!!!

This is my blog post, I wait until i have an idea about what to blog about so the idea that came up a few weeks ago, and for some reason right now, I was inspired to BLOG and the idea still seems to be the one that will get posted

Me and fatima are having  a discussion, and we use different things as our timeliness or landmarks in time or whatever - to sort out the time frame we are talking about - so we both realized - since we have two different landmarks in time, the time I BROKE her cell phone, and the time she BROKE my cell phone (two different landmarks in time) - And the funny part was we were trying to remember something else, but we were using those times as our lanmarks and then became confused about which time it was! - but basically, we both break each others cellphones when we are mad or angry with the other. The ironic thing being, neither of us really care that much about cellphones OR receiving calls (everyone is always complaining that no one picks up our cell phones)

So, thats it - when we fight we break each others phones - once I was out to dinner with my dad and Fatima, and i forget what made me mad, so I went outside - took my wifes cell phone and slammed it on the floor - and then once, as i was leaving the home, Fatima took my cell phone and threw it against the wall. We have no idea how to fight, but one thing is for sure - we will break each others cellphones

The funnest part is I guess trying to cover it up, how does a cell phone break, what were you doing, etc.

Anyway, for some reason I thought it was kinda funny, but ah well - thats married life.

Sas

196 Responses to “Who brokes who’s cellphone? And why I don’t post much”

  1. fatimahye Says:

    you’ll never stop embarassing me, will you dear? :)

    well, there’s no explanation needed when it’s your cellphone - if sas loses something or breaks it, etc. - “that’s just sas”

    but when you broke mine we only had one as a couple so it was like oh “it broke”

    and yah, neither of us cares so it’s funny - if we don’t have one friends, family, even employers like break and arm and a leg getting us one!

    (also, sas, why don’t you delete all the spam and porn on your site - i mean, no one wants to post comments or dig through them to find an actual comment - or at least i don’t - it’s not like a few, i think it’s a couple thou right now!)

  2. Umm Maymoonah Says:

    AssalamuAlaikum I came across this blog by accident. Then I realised who it was. Erm nice blog…..

  3. Saabirah Says:

    You shouldn’t expose your sins like that. Smoking is haram.

  4. Muhsin Says:

    Not everyone believes it’s haram. And they have proof to back it up!

  5. Wa Islaamah! Says:

    Huh. Smoking NOT Haraam?… Woah… Wow… Who said that? … What a Loser!

  6. sasjamal Says:

    (just fyi) if its public information anyway (i.e. a man who shaves, etc.) then its not exposing a sin, if its already known

    The Salaf are better then the Khalaf, and most of the salaf did not make Smoking Haram - the khalaf did -

    As for now adays (I do not have any idea) but shaikh mukhtar as shinqite believes smoking is ok.

    Sas

  7. Wa Islaamah! Says:

    Can you give me a link or statements of the Salaaf smoking, or saying it’s permissable etc. Inshaa-Allaah.

    Jazzaakillaahu Khayraa’

  8. poor Says:

    sas can you give me some money. i am in need of some money, if you wish to donate some money, lemme know

  9. sasjamal Says:

    Salaf means anyone who came before, all the fataawa now adays will always mention that the scholars said smoking was ok, makrooh, etc. at first - and then later on said it was haraam

    So any fatwa you find now, will show you that the first scholars who found smoking - said it was ok. :)

    So the salaf were ok with it (or not to level of haram, but the khalaf made it haram)

    Poor, how much money do you need?

    if you give me 6 months, il be rich and can give a lot more - in shaa aLLAAH

    Sas

  10. poor Says:

    i need $1000 !

  11. poor Says:

    its upto you, however much you can give

  12. poor Says:

    so sas?

    lemme know asap drop me an email or i can drop yuo an email explainin y i need 1000 dollars

  13. Tickketyboo Says:

    If anyone thinks smoking is ok , then let them take a walk round some of the general wards at their local hospital ,where the smokers are all on oxygen machines , or even to the cancer wards where the ones who have had their voice boxes removed due to smoking.
    Then look at the verses that talk about doing harm to our bodies. Smoking will eventually prevent you from performing your ebaadah properlly , and for those who are married if you think you removed the smell by spraying a bit of scent all over you then your wrong smoke penetrates your mouth and throat and lingers in your hair most unpleasant for the spouse that has to kiss you , if your next to a smoker in the masjid believe me its worse than the smell of raw onions . May Allah help smokers to quit ameen.

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  15. Anti-Smokin' Says:

    Of course smoking is Haraam.
    Sas, didn’t even give me a shred of daleel to prove otherwise.
    I want Daleel! Salaaf SAYING it’s OKAY to smoke.

    Man. You really ‘aint good at convincing people are yah.

  16. poor Says:

    sas answer

  17. I feel like Pepsi Says:

    Let him look for his Daleel. Take your time bruv.

  18. sasjamal Says:

    Sure e-mail me at sasjamal@islamicnetwork.com

    But, I have to make a large purchase in the next 2 months and won’t have much free money until sometime after june (if at all) -

    Sas

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    thanks sas

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    Asalamalaikumwarahamtulahiwabarakatuh

    whats happening here
    you should delete some comments.
    You know the way you talk Sas just reminds me of my dad.

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