IN Digestion

Its actually nicer to send my wife to my family as I usually don’t talk to anyone or know ANYTHING and try to spend most of my time looking for loopholes to see if I can get out of the 1,000 commands my mom gives me (by the hour). So I am actually LEARNING about whats going on -

Its so SO much easier to blog if I get interesting emails from mom, dad and fatima - i can just copy and paste them, and its so much more satisfying (to me) and I enjoy reading them more then writing my own blog stuff.

Oh yea and me and Fatima started liking bubble tea cause of Daniel Aljughaifi

(Ill make bold the BEST parts, nevermnd i gave up, its TOO enjoyable of an email and all of it should be bold)
Subject of E-Mail: how i cheated on your cousin (twice) 

ok so samar was all like fatima bhabi you gotta come with me and lets do something together - do you like bubble tea? and im like i love that stuff and shes like lets go - only the problem was car

and she was like lets go watch harry potter - and i was like sorry i made apact with sas we owuldnt watch it - sory, id love to but i cant

THEN a day before i leave i guess your parents figured theyd take me out - so they were like lets see a movie and go to dinner (your dad was like pizza - either he thinks i love pizza because of you or he wanted some lol)

but we’re at the indian store first and your mom had never tried bubble tea but she had heard samar mention it like so many times so shes like fatima lets get bubble tea - and i felt bad for samar so im like oh no aunty its fine it was just somethin gto do im not nuts about it or anything

but she insists - so we go in, i reluctantly buy one(cheat #1), feeling lousy the whole time and your mom ends up ordering 2 of them - one for her, one for your dad (who didnt really like i tlol) and on the way home your moms all like what is thai tea its not really a tea, right - beause its orangish and im like no it is, see there are idfferent teas in the world of different colors/varieties - and im like really aunty my ex used to boil it himself so i saw the tea leaves - and she still doesnt believe me and your dad is pissed like shireen you think you know everything maybe you dont lol

ok so then the food/movie - your dads like waht do you want fatima - and your moms like no pizza - i want gyros, so we went to the mall for gyros - your dad TRIES to be all it’s all about you fatima but you know lol

so we went, but it was a food court - so the gyro guy was from BANGLADESH lol and he was like why you going to sbarros (next door - i was like i cant eat middle eastern food i live in jordan) and he was all saying bismillaah as he cut the meat lol, trying to make us feel bad - he was all surpised i was bengali

ok so then the movie, i TRIED to suggest anything but harry potter - i was like how about sicko - hte micahel moore documentary - i thought itd be the cleanest - and your moms like NO, ONLY HARRY POTTER so your dad and i bow our heads and off we go(cheat #2) lol

it was good though

BUT i cheated on samar twice! i told her later at the party thing - she was a good sport about it actually i guess she’d make a good wife LOL
Assalaamu ‘alaikum wa rahmatullaahi wa barakaatuh.