Today is the greatest Zuhair Munshey (RA).
Jul 27

I did it. I AM RETIRED. I mean REALLY RETIRED. For the last week, I have DONE nothing. I saw the BATMAN MOVIE (Which was EXCEEDINGLY SAD), I did some other things that I really should  NOT HAVE DONE. I had DINNER at a Pakistani Restaurant, I READ HALF OF A BOOK. I KEPT MAKING PLANS TO GO BECOME A SUFI, but each day  I slept in, and then slept in some more and then slept in SOME MORE - and DID NOT gO BECOME A SUFI.

And I am RETIRED. I AM ABSOLUTELY AND POSITIVELY Retired.

Now, I am not 100% sure how long this is going to last, a REALLY good friend of mine just offered me a job when he heard I retired, and I ALMOST said yes - but I said, I will think about it. So, I will think about it -

But as of now, I AM RETIRED. COMPLETELY RETIRED.  DONE. DONE WITH LIFE. DONE.

DONE. DONE. DONE. And I have DONE NOTHING since I have been retired. I really thought I would enjoy it a lot more, but too be honest, its EVEN BETTER THAN I EVER THOUGHT IT could be - NOTHING - NOTHING to do. No place to go, no worries, NOTHING mates, NOTHING.

I am done.

HAHA. I AM DONE. AND I don’t turn 26 for two more months, so technically, I AM DONE at the age of 25!!!

Sas

9 Responses to “RETIRED.”

  1. Amin Says:

    For Sarfaraz,
    Can you please contact me. I’d like to talk to you about your site.

    Jazakallah,

    I’ll wait for your reply by email.

    Amin

  2. Amin Says:

    Sarfaraz, did you get my email?
    I sent a reply to your reply but you didn’t sem to get it.
    Can you please email me?

    Thanks,
    Amin

  3. ohsus Says:

    sas plz update your blog

  4. Zeeshan Says:

    Aslamolykum,
    I guess I’m reading about this Clown Character Sarfraz Jamal after at least 5 or maybe 6 years. The last time I read about him was his feud with that jerk Jermy Reynolds. This clown Sasjamal also used http://www.Clearguidance.com youth forums and there he has a habit of starting or turning topics to controversial things. CG was a zoo having reatrds. Men posing as so called sisters lol :) And our hero Sas Jamal there wanders having a Fatwa of a True Salafai issued to him by some Somali Sheikh. And now I read about him being a gay sufi. Simply a nut and useless person he is who wasted his life on internet and sharing his low life with people around. What a Retard he is.

  5. Hadu Says:

    Assalamu alaykum,

    I have never met nor seen Sas, but over these virtual years I have gotten to know him as an intelligent, self-willed, uninhibited brother who is on a quest to find himself (just like many people in the west of his and my age). I admire him greatly for his willingness to give himself away - “and you give yourself away,” Sas - to his audience. To share those sometimes ridiculous, incredibly personal, perhaps completely inappropriate tidbits but also those grand - usually unspoken - thoughts that make us all human.

    So Sas, I’ll make dua as always for your and my and our guidance. Whatever this “retirement” is code for, best of luck with it. I suspect we netizens haven’t heard the last of you though!

    Hadumoesa

  6. Ali Says:

    Read some of your comments on sunniforum, this needs to be said - You are one of the greatest morons in the blogosphere. Dimwits like you should not be allowed near a PC with internet access.

    What a piece of crap blog as well.

  7. sasjamal Says:

    Telhas Teezee

  8. RuhulAmin Says:

    asalamualikum, this is ruhul amin from paltalk 5yrs back, Acey give me ur site, just leaving msg to how you are and would like to talk to u on paltalk my new nick is ruhul_amin_uk

  9. sasjamal Says:

    RUHUL! WOW. It has been like SO long of a time.

    Listen man, Unfortunately I do not think there is any way I have of getting on to paltalk from Jordan, I think someone mentioned about it being US only -

    But, whats your e-mail, ill contact you that way (mine is sasjamal@islamicnetwork.com).

    Sas

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